Is this not the most ironic thing you have ever seen in your entire life? It is a number of tiny lamps fashioned into the shape of a Victorian lamp and hung on a functioning-albeit-currently-switched-off lamp.

TREMBLE at the potency of the irony!


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It has recently come to my attention that I may be completely and utterly retarded. No, please don't patronise me with cries of incredulity for I will not shift my position on this. The evidence is irrefutable ( Read more... )

...by Odovacar in 476 AD.

(Sorry, the title was a bit too long to fit in).

I was reading mitchy's blog about school the other day and that old maths question came up. You know the sort of thing: 'If a train leaves London travelling North at 70mph and a second train leaves Edinburgh travelling South at 55mph then when do they meet?'. The correct answer ( Read more... )

I have repeatedly said (although perhaps not on here) that the people on my line are all insane or on drugs or something. Frequently I do not understand what is going on and yet it somehow all works and usually works well. Long ago I resolved to never question it and just trundle off where they told me to. Someone else can keep an eye on the big ( Read more... )

Don't you just love that title? It's the sort of pompous title you get on certain message boards where xXx_cutegrl_xXx wants to tell The_Hunger351 that she's no longer going to flirt with him online because he typed a disparaging remark about whichever of those bloody vampires it is she favours. Of course, it's public because it's not really about ( Read more... )

In a move of stunning irony, British Airways sent me an email last night asking for feedback on my "flight" of the 22nd of December. Given how badly it went (or rather, didn't) I find the following truly hilarious:

Flight date - 22/12/2009
Flight number - BA1462
Departure airport - LONDON HEATHROW
Arrival airport - EDINBURGH

Dear Customer,

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If you happen to be wandering around the tube today and you see a member of staff stumbling along a platform giggling to themselves don't be alarmed. I'm not drunk, just confused and happy.

Oh and avoid the black one, someone's broken their train HUGELY. :-D

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Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...
Simple, Progressive, and Sensual

12 Ukiyo-e, 8 Islamic, -4 Impressionist, -16 Cubist, -15 Abstract and 12 Renaissance!


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